Three guys, an Italian, a Frenchman and a Pole are sitting at bar drinking. The Frenchman states This is fine bar, but back in France I know bar Pierres, where after you buy a drink, the owner comes over, gives you a free drink and drinks it with you They all agreed that Pierres was a very good bar. The Italian then proudly announces Back in Sicily, I know a bar, Vinnies, where after you purchase a beer, the owner sits at your table and buys you 2 free beers and drinks with you All three men agreed that Vinnies was an excellent bar. The pole then excitedly proclaims I know of a bar in the states, Harveys, where you go in, the owner buys you ALL your drinks, gets you drunk, then takes you in the back and gets you laid Wow, thats amazing states the Italian skeptically But did that really happen to you? The Pole looks at the Italian for a second and says Well, not me personally, but it happened to my sister when she visited the U.S. last year