You wake up face down on the pavement. you put your bra on backwards and it fits better. you see a '60 minute' news team in your office. your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles. you want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party and there arent any. you turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes out of the city. you wake up and dicover your waterbed broke , and then realize you dont have a waterbed.

your car horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of hell's angels on the freeway.

your wife wakes up feeling amorous and you have a headache. your boss tells you not to bother to take off your coat. your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife. your income check bounces.

you put both contact lenses in the same eye. your pet rock snaps at you. you wake up cold uder your electric blanket. your wife says 'good morning bill'and your name is george.