A lepper walked into a bar , feeling bad about his situation he walked up to the bartender and asked , its my birthday and i am not long for this world , i know i am sick to look at but my i stay for a beer ....bartender replied sure buddy have a seat .

the lepper sat and was enjoying his beer when all of a sudden the bar tender pulled over the trash can and vomited...the lepper stood up and said sorry i made you ill , i will leave now , NO said the bar tender its not you , please sit , have a beer on me ...a few moments go by and the bar tender vomits agian ...the lepper said , thank you for your hospitality, but i am making you ill , i must go , bartender replies , no man its not you its that damn drunk sitting next to you , he keeps dipping his chips in your arm ....