It was a gay guy's birthday and his gay friend wanted to help him celebrate. The friend offered to take the birthday boy to the bar for a drink and a night out. When the two men arrived at the bar, the guy asked the birthday boy if he had ever played "beer football". The birthday boy said no, but said that it sounded like fun, so the other gay guy explained the rules. "To score a touchdown you have to chug a beer.

Then for the extra point you have to pull down your pants and fart." Well, the game went along quite well.

Time was running out and the birthday boy was down seven points. It was his last turn with the "ball".

He chugged his beer to score a touchdown and bring himself within a point. When he went to score the extra point, the other gay man started f**king him in the ass and yelling "Block that kick, block that kick!"