A boy asked his rich uncle for a cowboy outfit for his birthday. So the uncle bought him a used car dealership. There was a farmer who was wildly keen on tractors. And then one day, he suddenly changed, and started hating them instead.

Why? Because he had become and extractor fan. A group of chess enthusiasts are at a tournament, and are gathered in the hotel reception area telling each other about their best games, when the hotel manager comes and throws them all out. Why? "I don't like chess nuts boasting in an open foyer." A scientist cloned himself, but the clone turned out to be incredibly rude. Evenutally, the scientist got sick of his clone, and pushed him over a cliff. The next day he was arrested. Why? "Making an obsene clone fall.

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