1. Honey... wake up, I heard a noise and got up to check it out and guess what? The next door neighbor's teenaged daughter and some of her cheerleader frinds are all skinnydipping in their pool and they sure look cute in the moonlight. You better come check this out. 2. I'm so bored tonight honey... why don't I call up my girlfriend and invite her over and you can watch us eat each other's p***y...ok? 3. Honey this football game is so boring and it's cold out here.. why don't I just sneak under the blanket and give you a b**w ***... nobody will notice..ok? 4. Good news honey, since it's your birthday I asked my sister if she'd come spend the night and let you f**k us both all night long and she said ok. 5. Honey I know it's tight back there, but could you try it once more? Just give me another chance to learn to enjoy taking it up my ass, ...ok? 6. Thanks for letting me have my girls night out baby, and don't worry, when I get home you're getting a great b**w ***... even if you're sleeping.. ok? 7. Honey I know it's bowling team night but I'm so horny. Couldn't we just go watch a porno flick and then go home and f**k like rabbits??? 8. Ok honey, I know your boss is an old guy, but if you really think it'll get you that promotion, I'll f**k him silly. 9. Honey, it's Sat.

morning.

Do you really have to go to work? I wish you'd just come back to bed and f**k me all morning....

ok? 10. Your weekend getaway idea is so nice honey, and since you've been driving a long time, why don't I just play with your c**k and suck you off untill we get there... ok?