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Heres our funniest joke ever (in our opinion!)A Slip of the Tongue... Two men in their late forties,
were having a drink together, discussing the deleterious effects aging has had on each of them. The first said, "You know, I can handle the eye-sight going, and the loss of hair,
but it's the disconnect between the brain and the mouth that's the worst part for me. For example, just the other day, I was in line to buy an airline ticket. The woman behind the counter was very
well-endowed, and as I walked up to her, I blithely announced, 'I would like to buy a picket to Tittsburgh.' God, I was absolutely mortified!" The second man, shaking his head back
and forth, in a been-there-done-that sort of manner said, "I had a very similar experience. I was sitting across from my wife at breakfast one morning, and intended to say, Honey, please pass the
Special K.' Instead, it came out, Bitch, you've ruined my life.'" |
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